Bauder the Witty
by Greg Linscott
I laughed out loud on this one:
As a mystery, The Da Vinci Code might be an interesting read. As a theory about Christianity, however, it definitely fails. If you find it plausible, you might also be interested to know that John F. Kennedy is still alive. On a yacht with Elvis. In the Bermuda Triangle. Monitoring alien transmissions. From Hangar 18. For the Trilateral Commission.
The evidence for one is as good as the evidence for the other.