Just In Time For Valentine’s Day… (?)

by Greg Linscott

Just imagine…

This is a parody, and not an actual album

The Majesty Orchestra and Soloist Ron Hamilton

When You’re In Love… ‘Till There Was You… My Funny Valentine…. This Valentine’s Day, curl up by the fire, pop open some sparkling cider and warm your heart with these lush orchestral arrangements of timeless classics. Featuring the signature sounds of Ron Hamilton, this brand new recording is sure to become a romantic favorite that you’ll play again and again.
Selections include: ‘Till There Was You • When You’re In Love • Love Lifted Me • In The Garden • Wonderful Peace • Someone To Watch Over Me • Beautiful Dreamer • Amazing Love • O Love That Will Not Let Me Go • Somebody Stole My Heart Away • Unforgettable • and many more!

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ADDITION: Just to be clear, I don’t think Ron Hamilton or Majesty Music would ever release such an album (nor am I suggesting they do). It would be inappropriate, and mix themes that just ought not be mixed.

What I am trying to do with this (admittedly ridiculous) post is help those of you who seem to struggle with exactly what I find wrong with the Renfrow Christmas album see the absurdity I see when I look at the selections.

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